I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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