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Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important

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(218): View more from Minnesota

If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.

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(619): View more from California

I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.

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(954): View more from Florida

You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...

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