dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
