They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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