First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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