There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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