I feel great
I just peed on a car
only if we run a train.
done.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
