Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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