at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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