Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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