He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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