I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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