Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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