ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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