I want to stick my p in your. b.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I am one with the molecules
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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