She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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