Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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