fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
