This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
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