did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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