I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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