I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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