I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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