She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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