I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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