Got a toothbrush?
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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