remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
how does that bad decision feel?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
