I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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