on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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