Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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