She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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