would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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