I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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