it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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