bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
operation harelip BJ is a go
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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