Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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