oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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