i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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