I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Randomize
