It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Randomize
