I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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