fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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