Non-Jews are for practice
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
i think im in europe. pls send help
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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