Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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