why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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