So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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