it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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