"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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