There was a lot of him and a little penis
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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