The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
There r osticjed everywhere
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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